Double Meaning

99 Saal Ka Ek Buddha Medical Store Gaya Aur Bola….
Bhai Takat(Double Meaning Andaaz Main) Ki Goli Dena….Aur Yeh Bhi Batao Leni Kaise hai?

Shopkeeper Ne Buddhey Ko Uppar Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur Bola ” Baba Tulsi Aur Gangajal Ke Saath Le Lena ”

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Girl Updated Her Facebook Status To
“Hurray, I Hav Got My Period”

50 “Likes” By Guys

20 Commented “Thank God”

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Sales Target & Pressure In Insurance Companies

Company ka sales executive toilet gaya,

Andar jaakar jor lagana shuru kiya,

Wall pe notice laga tha….

ITNA JOR Sales Pe Deta Toh TARGET Pura Ho Jaata

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Party Main, Pappu Ne Ladki Se poocha: Tusi Dance Karoge?

Ladki Khadi Hokar: Haan

Funny Pappu (In Full Double Meaning Way): To Main Ye Kursi Le Leta Hoon..

 

 

Aapne Suna Hoga Ki Maa Baap Ke Karmo Ka Fal Baccho Ko Bhugatna Padta Hai, Par Kya Aapko Pata Hai Ki Kabhi Kabhi Maa Baap Ke Karmo Ka Fal Unke Daamado Ko Bhi Bhugatna Padta Hai…

 

 

 

 

Ek Shaadishuda Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Se Poochta Hai, Hey Prabhu ! Tune Bachpan Diya Use Cheen Liya, Aish Aaram Diya Use Bhi Cheen Liya, Paisa Diya Wo Bhi Barbad Ho Gaya, Aur Ab Yeh Biwi Di, Use Dekar Hee Bhul Gaya..

 

Height Of Kanjoosi Ek Kanjoos Hath Ko Chaku Se Kaat Raha Tha.. Biwi: Yeh Kya Kar Rahey Ho Aap? Kanjoos: Tension Na Le, Dettol Ki Bottle Foot Gayi Hai, Aise He Bekaar Jaayegi… Le Aa Teri Bhi Ungali Kaat Deta Hoon

Double Meaning
Puran Hindi Kahawat Hai Ki Aurat Ke Hath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai,
Bilkul Sahi Baat Hai!
Jaise Aurat Ke Hath Mein 2 Inch Ki Cheez Pakra Do Toh
6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai
Jaise..
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“Chapaati”
Think Positive Ok !!

Double Meaning Talk
Beautiful girl to ricksha wala:
Bhai Jaayega Na ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kiya hai
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Girl : Toh phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo


Double Meaning With Teacher
Teacher says,
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Agar apna character accha karna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko
Maa Samjho
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Student :
Per teacher isse hamare papa ka character kharab hoga.

Funny Joke
Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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Yeh Increment